User Profile

THINGS I HATE: my damn loser self; SUVs; advertisements; pickup trucks; limp bizkit; mission hill; stuckup attractive females; max payne; snotty sounding hiphop; American Idol; all network reality TV; Springeresque talkshows; local news; Maxim magazine; politicians; our culture's objectification of the young, slender, female form leading to the mental, creative, and social decay of young American women; beans; political correctness; guns; tobacco; Gene Simmons; Fred Durst; Christina Aguilera; Nixon; Clinton; sluts; pimps; guys who say they've 'got game'; selfish cats; yippie dogs; superbowl commercials; Shania Twain; Selma Hyak; the Rock; P Diddy and J Lo; yellow mustard; Vin Diesel; raw, gooey tomatoes; snotty rich people; vindictive poor people; drunks; drinkers who look down on pot-smokers; cancer-flavored cigarettes; someone else's shoes on my bed; someone walking behind me; someone looking at me when I eat; every person I don't know (because they all hate me); baked alaska; Dragonball Z; whiney anime chicks; my virginity; all the things I should have done in my life but didn't because I suck; loneliness; close-minded people who think that they know everything; tragic goths; being interupted; shallow ravers; idiot hiphoppers; jocks; kids with guns who aren't dead yet; religious militants; protestors; injustice; mankind; popular opinion; the steady decline of entertainment; the lack of any form of DVD for the State, Upright Citizen's Brigade and Kids in the Hall; the fact that shite like Carnosaur 3 and Felicity DO have DVDs;